What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

What is your twin flame story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men think all women are the same?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”